Saturday, September 23, 2006
End of Days - Huh?!
Thanks to the activities of homo sapiens, planet Earth is warming up. Homo sapiens. Huh?! Homo daftus, more like, or maybe homo greedicus is nearer the mark. Our descendants will soon be back in the Stone Age with or without the intervention of nuclear missiles.
Yet there are groups of people - fundamentalists, Southern Baptists and other whack jobs - who actually want the Earth to become uninhabitable because that will bring about The End of Days TM and The Second Coming TM.
They see themselves as God's chosen ones, you see, and when Christ returns, The Rapture TM will happen. This means that they will be swept up to Heaven while the rest - which may include some of the less holy among their families and friends - will be left behind to face The Time of Tribulation TM. Huh?!
Now, if you were God, would you want that lot trampling over Your Garden, given that they appear overtly self-righteous, intolerant of people who are different from them - can we say 'homophobia?' I think we can - and will quite happily leave family and friends to face the music in the T.o.T.?
::cough::choke::splutter::wheeze::huh?! Selfish or what?!
Of course, what they don't seem to realize is, that if Christ consorted with all the publicans, sinners and other undesirables the first time around, then it's a pound to a penny that the Christ of The Second Coming TM will most likely be ::whispers:: gay...
Not only that, but when The Rapture TM sweeps all these fundamentalists, Southern Baptists and other whack jobs up into heaven, they're going to find that they'll have to share it with all the Islamist martyrs who, of course, have also booked their place in heaven.
Boy, would I like to be a fly on the wall at that party!
::cough::choke::splutter::wheeze::LMAO!
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Yet there are groups of people - fundamentalists, Southern Baptists and other whack jobs - who actually want the Earth to become uninhabitable because that will bring about The End of Days TM and The Second Coming TM.
They see themselves as God's chosen ones, you see, and when Christ returns, The Rapture TM will happen. This means that they will be swept up to Heaven while the rest - which may include some of the less holy among their families and friends - will be left behind to face The Time of Tribulation TM. Huh?!
Now, if you were God, would you want that lot trampling over Your Garden, given that they appear overtly self-righteous, intolerant of people who are different from them - can we say 'homophobia?' I think we can - and will quite happily leave family and friends to face the music in the T.o.T.?
::cough::choke::splutter::wheeze::huh?! Selfish or what?!
Of course, what they don't seem to realize is, that if Christ consorted with all the publicans, sinners and other undesirables the first time around, then it's a pound to a penny that the Christ of The Second Coming TM will most likely be ::whispers:: gay...
Not only that, but when The Rapture TM sweeps all these fundamentalists, Southern Baptists and other whack jobs up into heaven, they're going to find that they'll have to share it with all the Islamist martyrs who, of course, have also booked their place in heaven.
Boy, would I like to be a fly on the wall at that party!
::cough::choke::splutter::wheeze::LMAO!
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Hi! Liz/moth here! Will probably just read and nod wisely and agree with everything you say and be glad you're saying it for me! :)
It was hard work signing up for a blog I don't want in order to comment, but I've done it now!
It was hard work signing up for a blog I don't want in order to comment, but I've done it now!
Hi Liz,
It was worth it.
Now you've done the hard bit - hard bit, nngh - you might as well use it. 8-) (((hugs)))
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It was worth it.
Now you've done the hard bit - hard bit, nngh - you might as well use it. 8-) (((hugs)))
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